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rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

monokuwa:

ITS ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL IT BECOMES YOUR OTP AND TAKES OVER YOUR FUCKING LIFE

seab-tch:

batman-has-ink:

This is joe he is one of the nicest people you’ll meet he lives on a farm and supplies fresh fruit and veggies for the town he is 83 and always helps out, all together he has 12 facial piercings and is the most amazing oldie ever

This makes my little heart box happy.

jehovahzwetness:

Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious

"You’re such a baby, Haru-kun. If she shoots you down, keep on trying!"

whatiwishicould:

Tips for being an adult:

  • there are none
  • don’t become an adult
  • stay a child forever
  • Peter Pan was right

futagosa:

Heard you were talking shit….

Me: Shit I think my phone froze.
Friend: Defrost it.

azusas:

u think ur a flower, but really ur the whole meadow 

Levi: Stop talking to other men and start cleaning.

Eren: H-huh?

Jean thinking:  I knew it. You are gay, Jäger. Just wait until I tell Mikasa.  Tsk tsk tsk. She’ll be all mine~

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